The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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