I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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