Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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