Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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