Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Drunk is not a location!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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