I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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