He kissed a someone with a penis
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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