I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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