god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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