That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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