We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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