she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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