I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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