If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I forget how to act sober
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