Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dignity is for republicans.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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