yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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