Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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