Can i not drive my cunt home
i would punch a child for taco bell
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wish there were birth control emojis
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
