Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Be still, my beating vagina.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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