drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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