have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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