Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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