I'm so fucking centered right now
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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