Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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