and you said cock pushups were impossible
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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