Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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