direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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