On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
