Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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