If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Success! We fucked roommates!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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