I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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