i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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