CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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