Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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