Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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