She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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