i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.