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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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  Who?

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  Chris brown

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  No way... I bet he was intense

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  Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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• (903): View more from Texas

  ....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.

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  Grandpa would have been proud

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• (786): View more from Florida

  you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Ecstasy should be its own food group.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours

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  This text was so worth waking up to

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts

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• (562): View more from California

  Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting

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