Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection" http://tfl.nu/al1v

Replies (20) Good night (819) Bad night (5362)
Favorite
(214): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(214): I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/zhmd

Replies (40) Good night (3563) Bad night (1252)
Favorite
(505): View more from New Mexico

That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(505): That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club. http://tfl.nu/cpxm

Replies (44) Good night (1033) Bad night (6468)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times... http://tfl.nu/ibyk

Replies (15) Good night (5562) Bad night (1042)
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america http://tfl.nu/zong

Replies (27) Good night (6632) Bad night (1543)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now. http://tfl.nu/42b8

Replies (7) Good night (2668) Bad night (879)
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium. http://tfl.nu/lfpo

Replies (11) Good night (4637) Bad night (723)
Favorite
(419): View more from Ohio

There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(419): There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself. http://tfl.nu/9p33

Replies (3) Good night (760) Bad night (1129)
Favorite
(714): View more from California

You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk. http://tfl.nu/bbnq

Replies (6) Good night (1312) Bad night (550)
Favorite
(810): View more from Michigan

I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(810): I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire http://tfl.nu/lsgu

Replies (7) Good night (2208) Bad night (583)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW. http://tfl.nu/s4dk

Replies (6) Good night (978) Bad night (476)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/ymvc

Replies (10) Good night (1273) Bad night (744)
Favorite
(317): View more from Indiana

This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(317): This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me. http://tfl.nu/qrey

Replies (3) Good night (842) Bad night (338)
Favorite
(925): View more from California

So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(925): So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*? http://tfl.nu/emo3

Replies (12) Good night (425) Bad night (985)
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs. http://tfl.nu/0efw

Replies (3) Good night (743) Bad night (270)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: