I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you never un-have a 4some
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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