Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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