Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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