I hate all girls vehemently.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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