Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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