He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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