You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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