i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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