1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Randomize
