so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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