But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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