He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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