is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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