I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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