Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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