So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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