She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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