So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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