Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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