do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sext me about skeletons
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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