I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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